For me
“Life in The Slow Lane” means taking the time to do things that interest me.
I enjoy writing and like to share my stories so when a ‘Memoir Writing Class’ was offered at the church, I eagerly joined. I would like my children and grandchildren to share my life in a simpler, more innocent time.
I recall feeding the calves as a young boy…..
The Bully Calf
by: Tim Mangan
Our home in Cadott was just on the edge of town and must have been part of a farm at one time, hence the big red barn out in back of the house. Dad owned a feed mill in town and made the most of this barn. He would buy calves that were only a week or so old and raise them for veil.
Since I stood head and shoulders above the calves (I was not very old at the time), Dad figured that I was big enough to take care of them. My job was to feed and water and add fresh straw to keep their bedding clean and dry.
As soon as we got the calves Dad would have the local Veterinarian come out to vaccinate them. The Vet would first feel the definition of the muscles in the neck. When he was satisfied with the correct muscle, he rubbed disinfectant on the injection site and pulled out the largest syringe that I had ever seen in my entire life. This instrument of torture must have been a foot long. Add to that; the needle, which was about the size of a 10 inch spike. I tried not to watch while with one deft motion, he stuck the gigantic needle deep into the neck of the calf and pushed the plunger. The calf did not react in the least and did not even flinch. I was convinced that
calves have no feeling in their neck.
Feeding the calves was always an adventure. Since they were so young, they needed a milk supplement at least twice a day. The powdered formula was mixed with warm water that I carried from the house and dumped into a ‘nursing bucket’ – a special bucket with a large rubber nipple that hung on the side of the calf pen.
When a calf is nursing, the calf will butt the mother’s udder. This is a natural process that gets the milk flowing and doesn’t hurt the cow in the least. This instinct followed through to the ‘nursing bucket’. I had to stand there and hold the bucket on the railing of the calf pen. If I was not vigilant, the bucket was butted off the railing and I would have to start all over.
One particular batch of calves proved to be a real problem for me. One of the calves was several inches taller than the others. This animal had a size and weight advantage over the others and used this advantage to the maximum at feeding time.
We only had one nursing bucket so I would make sure that all of the calves took turns. This was usually not a problem, except with this particular calf. And…. he sure loved the milk supplement. Loved it so much he would bully the others, push them away from the bucket and drink their share.
He was a monster of a calf, standing almost as tall as me (I was a young boy at the time). He would lower his head and his hoofs would paw the ground in a menacing way. Bellowing and snorting, smoke would pour out of his nostrils while lightning flashed in his eyes. One whip with his gigantic tail would raise welts on the skin of any opponent. Yes, this was Beelzebub reincarnate; indeed a beast to be reckoned with.
It was difficult enough having an extra hungry calf, but stealing the nutrition from the others was unacceptable. And too much of a good thing gave him diarrhea. Words should not describe the utter horror of working in the same pen alongside Beelzebub when he had a bad case of diarrhea.
When he was in a feeding frenzy I had my hands full. I tried feeding him first, thinking that he would get full and not steal the other’s milk, but no …. this just gave him a taste of the good stuff and whetted his appetite for more. I tried hanging the pail in the corner of the pen, and then jumping into the pen and blocking him while another calf got his ration. This seemed to work and I thought I was onto something.
The calves were growing rapidly and in only a week or so my blocking technique was no longer effective. To make matters worse, one of the calves was not developing at the normal rate –he needed his supplement more than ever.
One day the small calf was just starting the nursing pail when Beelzebub, deciding he was extra hungry; came in and pushed him away. This was the start of a battle between man and beast – or I should say ‘boy and beast’.
Pound for pound Beelzebub probably outweighed me, putting me at a disadvantage from the start.
He bullied his way to the pail – I pushed him away. He came back again to claim his prize and I pushed him away again. I was getting angrier all the time. When he came back a third time, I screamed at him and beat on his back with my fists. I was in tears I was so helpless and angry.
On his fourth assault, and in a fit of desperation and rage, I bit him. Yes, …..I bit him. I bit him right on the back of the neck. Biting had always worked when I was angry with my older brother. I bit Beelzebub as hard as I could and in return simply got a mouth full of foul tasting, wiry calf hair. My biting attack did not bother him in the least, reinforcing my belief that
calves have no feeling in their neck.